CONGRATS

Your much awaited LokPal Bill is about to be delivered. The Bill is tabled in The Rajya Sabha, and very soon it will see the Light of This Great Country.
A Bill, unfortunately with strong dentured teeth, capable, probably to Bite, Lesser Morsel. Munching Bigger Meat, Will Remain A Dream.
This cosmetic Bill, may not rid This Country of corruption, but will, certainly ensure protection to The Corrupt. Let any one come under it's Ambit, The Lokpal, has no Power/ Authority to investigate any Evidence Of Corruption, against any one.
Not only that, All Evidence, even if provided Under Secrecy, will be disclosed, to the Same Person, for explanation; against whom The Corruption needs to be investigated. It is like informing The Person, that a Corruption Case Has Come Against Him. He will therefore have the leverage to destroy, all material, which can nail him
The humour. The Govt control CBI will investigate the case. Lokpal, will have No Jurisdiction on the issue.
Great. Do not waste time, you have to buy your Rail Ticket, Gas Cylinder, your Bijli, Pani and House Plan etc, from the Corrupt. another Bill, while your Bill goes UP, CHEERS

SWOLLEN BUM

Have A Swollen Bum, As An Eight Size Boot, Kicked My Seven Size Bum.

In spite Of Credible Intelligence, Could Not Prevent the Explosion of Big Bomb.

A Big City Was Targeted, With Timer Triggered Explosions Here There And Every Where,

The Squint Police Who Were Placed All Over To Protect, Appeared, Stupid, Foolish & Dumb.

Many Innocent Were Killed, Maimed And Burned. Others Did Not Know When And Where They Will Be Gunned.

Will, Still Not Do Anything, To Protect, Prevent And keep The Coward Terrorist On The Run.

Have A Swollen Bum, As An Eight Size Boot, Kicked My Seven Size Bum.

ONION STEW

Onion Peel, Your Eyes Water.
Now Onion Rates, Make Your Budget Slaughter.
Petrol, Diesel, Cost Of Living The Public Fear.
Corruption Is The Only Way To Live Here.
How To Wake The Power, From Sleep Sheer.
Call For Two Days Of Complete India Strike,
To Make The Point To The Government Amply Clear.
More Than Three Idiot Was The Public, They Misunderstood,
Damaged And Destroyed, Whatever Little India Could Build.
Nothing Achieved, The Country Is Back On Track To Disaster.(India Strike 20-21 Feb 2013)

GAG

AFZAL GURU, You Were Hanged, Because You Sold This Great Nation, For Small Amount Of Money, Your Action Galvanized Nations Enemy To Penetrate Deep Inside, To Make An Armed Attempt To Destroy The Sanctity Of India.
Still I Do Not Know? Why? Your Hanging Makes Me Sad, Disappointed, Disgusted and Helpless. Your People Fought Man To Man, Got Killed In Their Foolish Venture, And Some Of Our Brave Attained Martyrdom.
As A SOLDIER, I May Not Hold Any Malice/ Grudge, But Than, I Have A Different Predicament Now?
Who Will Hang The Responsible, The People Who Have Sold The Nation India, For Amount Unimaginable, In 2G/ CWG/ Coal/ Submarine/ AW 101 VIP Helicopters/ Army Equipment & Ration Supply/Cash For Vote ETC ETC Scams. Those Involved Have Not Only Sold The Nation But Deprived Poor Indians Of Food, Health Care, Education, Water, Shelter, Clothing And Top It All Their National Pride. Here Thousands Would Die And Are Dying Every Day.
Now, If God Forbid, Some One From Amongst these Poor, Again Sell The Nation For Food And Education Of His Hungry Wife And Children? Who Will Take The Blame.
WAKE UP NATION, Corruption Is As Worse And Heinous As Rape,Murder And Sedition. 
HANG THEM ALL, OTHER WISE JUSTICE WILL BE INCOMPLETE.

YOUR COUNTRY

Your prosperity and affluence will go unnoticed, if your country and your people do not benefit.

Your name and fame will go unnoticed,if your country and your people do not appreciate.

Your big house and big cars will go unnoticed, if your people in your country, do not stay and enjoy the ride. 

Your child growth will go unnoticed,if he does not know his country and it's people. 

Your happiness and grin will go unnoticed,if you were not there in your country, to share the pain of your people, in grief.

Your end will go unnoticed, if it was not for your country, and your remains not in your countries soil.

The true fact of life with our young Indians, they leave Indian shores, for greener pastures abroad, never to return back.