Sunday, May 18, 2014

SHAZADA RAHUL


BUT MOM, I THOUGHT, "I HAD GONE, ALL OVER INDIA, TO EACH CONSTITUENCY, TO SAY FINAL BYE BYE TO INDIA", "THAT IS THE REASON, I AGREED, EVERYWHERE, WHEN THEY SHOUTED", "AB KI BAR MODI SARKAR". "AND NOW YOU ASK ME", "WHY?" "I WAS ABSENT DURING MANMOHAN SINGH'S, FAREWELL SEND OFF." WHAT IF, HE HAD ASKED ME, FOR ALL THE MONEY, WE HAVE STOLEN?"
"NOW, MOM!! WHAT IS THIS FINAL RESULT, ON 16 MAY 2014, WHICH YOU ARE ASKING ME TO ATTEND?" "YOU VERY WELL KNOW MOM, I WILL FAIL, AS I HAVE FAILED IN ALL OTHER EXAMS."
"MOM, I HAD WARNED YOU, YA SALA, VADRA, HAMARI VAT LAGAVAYAGA, AB HOGAYA NA SACH, IS KO ITALY MAT LANA.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

CONGRATULATION NATIONALIST INDIA


Narendra Modi, the man of the moment, a hero, carried out an unprecedented, Presidential type, single handed election campaign, unparalleled in the history of India. The election fought on development agenda and against corrupt and non functional Congress government, united the entire 10 million youth of India, behind Modi, who joined him, with constant chant Modi, Modi, Modi. He has decimated the Congress, Mulayam, Mayavati and the evil and destructive minority appeasement policies of these and all the other political parties. The election results have baffled all the calculation of Psephologist and Political Analyst of the world.
Modis victory seat count surpasses all imagination of his ardent critics, who are now running for cover, hiding their face.
In Parliament, hilariously, the defeat of all the opponent parties, including the Congress, is so severe, that these parties will not and cannot have a Leader of Opposition, because as per the constitutional requirement, their seat share should be 1/10 of the total seats.
India Resonates, India Has Won, And Good Days Are Coming. Shri Narendra Modi got elevated further in his stature today, the world witnessed and watched through the world media; the Indian PM in making, bowing and touching the revered feet of his mother, taking her blessings, in pure Indian Hindu Culture, and Tradition and National Ethos. The feat, the Hindu ritual, was carried out in full public view, moved the heart of many in the world, including of all those Indians who had gathered in large number, on the Time Square, in the New York City, rupturing into hysteric Modi, Modi, Modi, chant reverberating in chorus, in utmost respect, for this great Indian.
This is the end of Nehru Dynasty. Modis 125 crore Indians, as he calls them, will now rule the world.
Mr Sharukh Khan, TMCs, Derek, O Brian, and few others of their like, were to leave this country, if Modi becomes PM? Why delay? The earlier you people scoot, the better for this country.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

A SOLDIERS STORY




A Young 28 year old, extremely handsome, Indian Army combat officer gets married to a 20 year old, extremely beautiful, elegant, and charming bubbly young girl. It was an arrange marriage. The Army officer was, from a humble but from a family of educationalist, the young girl belonged to a very rich, illustrious and sophisticated family, and naturally a difference of shade, in culture, upbringing and life style between the two was apparent. The young officer, a self-made man, possessing a very high quality of self-esteem, self- respect, virtue and pride, was against dowry or any kind of help monetary or otherwise from any one.
These were the rare qualities; in this dashing young Army combat Officer, which made this bubbly young girl, fall in love with him straightaway. They left for the Army cantonments to lead a simple, clean, honest, secluded and happy life. The Army officer took active part in 1965 and 1971 war; and fought gallantry, hanging his uniform in 1974, at the age of 48.
To their dismay they found, that the world outside the cantonment was scary and terrible. People had tons of money and property, they were filthy rich. The soldier was, for a shock! His sacrifice dedication to the Nation, periling his life and that of his family was inconsequential to the Nation. The Fauji's, only worth and attraction to public, was liquor and items from the CSD Canteen.
For their two young sons, they were fighters, survivors, and someone, who, in spite of all odds, were the epitome of dignity, decency, honesty and an idol. Army was to become their passion and not emolument. Years later, both joined the Indian Army as Officers.            
They are our proud Parents, our Mom and Dad. Major Govind Deo Dubey and Mom fondly known as Shri, otherwise Vijayalaxmi Dubey.
Move and establish, to find your own domain, and niche, in this world, as a Soldier; Tiger, not Sheep. That is how our Mom and Dad has nurture us. Be Honest, Original and Human and let the world know your Goodness, and your Pedigree as a Soldier. Be known by Richness of your Character; For Abundance in Affluence, God is responsible to Bless You.
The Proud Army sons, stand today, in the Precious Precinct of The 9 Shri Govind, a Amazon valley Brazilian type Resort at Jabalpur ( MP ), created and dedicated to this soldier couple; to Salute them, and all such soldiers who have lived and are living, sacrificing everything, for the Indian Army and the Nation.  

 

Saturday, January 18, 2014

9 SHRI GOVIND ( JABALPUR, MP )



My Mom, the most beautiful, elegant, and a lady full of wisdom and humour, took a decision one day, to venture for the first time, to proceed on a long and a extended but a peaceful journey, to meet her love, a man who meant everything for her, my lovely Dear Dad.
Before going, she assured me, and Vanita and Rahul, that she and Dad would be back to reside permanently in my priceless Farm, Resort, and Ashram. A place out of this World, a place any one would imagine
and feel, that he is in The Amazon Valley in Brazil.
Shri- is what my Mom is popularly known as and Govind- is what my Dad is called.
My wife therefore named The Divine place as 9 Shri Govind.

Number 9 was added to give the place The Divinity and Spirituality and Belief of my Mom and Dad. Number 9 is extremely, as dear to The Hindus, as it is to Muslims and Christians, and many more other Religions and Beliefs, being followed in the world.
For Hindus there are 9 Purana s, 108(1+8=9) Maha Purana(Upanishads), Mahabharata has 18(1+8=9) chapters, Geeta has 18(1+8=9) chapters, Bhagwat has 108000(1+8=9) shloks. Number 9 is basic Hindu belief. We breath in 1 hour 900 times, in 12 hours 108OO (1+8=9). There are 27(2+7=9) Constellations in our Galaxy.
In Islam number 666(6+6+6=18=1+8=9) is the Holy number. In Christianity Jesus died on the 9th hour, the completion of his physical  life.
My Mom and Dad believed that the World should feel at Peace with you, Everyone and Anyone should be able to cry on your Shoulders.

At 9 Shri Govind, there are 100 hybrid Mango, 100 Amla, and equal number of Lemon,Orange,Pomegranate,Chikoo and Guava Trees, we sell nothing, all  produce is left for Birds to eat. It is my Mom and Dads Prasad to them.
A Staff of 10 maintain the area daily, like a Military Cantonment.
My Dear Mom, undertook her Journey to meet my Dear lovely Dad on 13-11-13 at 11.13 PM. We were 500 people present to see Her Off.
Why? Man She is to return soon.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

PUBLIC PATIENCE WITH AAP.


Mr. Kezriwal, you have made Murga of the entire Delhi public,
Not fulfilled any promise which you very loudly proclaimed on the TV channels, news papers and interviews, and now there is arrogance in your approach. You are equally useless as Congress Party.
Let me tell you now, Mr Kezriwal, the entire Nation will make you More( Peacock) within few days. This may happen in full public view, may be on Republic Day Tableau.
Is it? And how will they make me More(Peacock)? Easy!!
They will make you Murga first, And will then stuff your Jhadu at the most appropriate place-------- behind.

AAM ADMI PARTY


Today morning I almost joined  the Aam Admi Party, our maid had not arrived, and I saw my dear wife standing with a Jhadu.
Here! she shouted, handing over the Jhadu to me,
Now carry on your rally from the master bedroom onward. It better be a good job, Mr Kezriwal, as usual is unwell.
Friends, I know now; Why this mad rush for AAP enrollment? everyone has his total personal agenda, if not fulfilled they will leave AAP with a speed faster then they had joined.
AAP unfortunately has no set agenda of it's own, they do not know what they plan to do. Well I am back safe with the ideology, which is good for the NATION.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

AAM ADMI PARTY UNDER VEIL, MESMERIZED WILL REALIZE THERE IS NOTHING UNDERNEATH.



   
The people of Delhi in their misplaced wisdom have handed over their Government to a Non Governmental Organization (NGO), the Aam Admi Party. They are not to be blamed, a prolonged state of helplessness, due to total corruption of the Congress added with Inefficiency and Lethargy of Madam Sheila Dikshitji administration, resulted in damaging the balance of mind of People, causing a complete mental state of helplessness. They were disillusioned and disgusted with the entire established Political set up, their helplessness made; they rely on anything and anybody who gave them some hope to extricate them from this state. Mr. Kejriwal with his band of highly ambitious gang, who were bitten in their Political aspirations elsewhere, was intelligent, and cunning to cash/ grab this opportunity. They gave utopian dreams, promised everything on this earth. They wanted Power at any cost, for that if Mr. Kejriwal had to dump Shri Anna Hazare, or anybody else, he had no qualm. Mr. Kezriwal is a man in hurry; he wants to reach the zenith, before you say Jack Robinson. He very well knows, his time is short, Public and People will soon realize how hollow, shallow and without plan he is.
Now, another epidemic has broken in the entire Nation, more so in region and city, where the political desire, dream and aspiration of people are bursting. After failed stints as top notch CEO of an MNC, Disastrous Married Life, end of Popularity as Social Activist and an Unpopular Socialite, unemployed and out of job youth, all now want to jump into the band wagon of Aam Admi Party. The aim is not Seva but Meva of Lok sabha Ticket; everyone wants to serve the Nation from the Parliament only. If they fail to get a Lok Sabha ticket from AAP, and if someone else offers the same, they will jump the fence without a second thought.
Mr. Kezriwal, your Ideas may be good, you have the gift of oration in style of your down to earth simplicity, enough to put people, for one night sound sleep. This Nation is not one city Delhi Rule; Referendum cannot decide policy like you do in a NGO/ Khap. You are dreaming of a job which is serious business; take one step at a time, or else your coterie will push you and AAP into lifelong oblivion.